Why is this man still running for his party’s nomination?

Posted on February 11, 2008 
by: Big Jar

Seriously, can someone please answer this question for me? Why hasn’t he conceded?

Is he hoping that McCain will choose him as a VP in order to balance the Republican ticket? Those highly coveted squirrel eater votes are hard to come by.

I can’t believe there are actually people who actually exist who actually voted for this guy.

Filed Under Amerikkka, Douchebags, Politics, Television

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4 Responses to “Why is this man still running for his party’s nomination?”

  1. Dr. Jerome Pestlebottom on February 12th, 2008 1:15 am

    No endorsement of Huck from me, but compared to John “hundred-years-in-Iraq” McCain this man isn’t so bad… I’ve always liked his willingness to make fun of himself on the Colbert Report (even though I’m sure he was simply trying for the infamous “Colbert-bump”)…

    This squirrel bit is pretty weird shit though… My dinners in college consisted of cup-of-noodles and beef jerky… which is kinda like squirrel… I guess…

  2. robin on February 12th, 2008 10:30 am

    You know i like the fact that Huckabee is willing to poke at himself and will not just go down without a fight. Sure there are some things that are not great about him, but he is fun to watch, if he says something stupid you can tell he has at least thought it through unlike Georgy who has no idea what was said.

    Fried squirrel…why not. I mean i have had alligator and people eat rocky mountain oysters which i think are way weirder. For all we know squirrel could be a wonderful new meat for all of us to enjoi!

    And Huckabee is supported by Chuck Norris. What is better than that?

  3. dacarldrac on February 12th, 2008 1:13 pm

    yea, plus he can continue to run as long as there are Republicans out there who are dissatisfied with McCain and want someone who represents the religios. (yes, i just made that word up)

  4. Dr. Jerome Pestlebottom on February 12th, 2008 1:30 pm

    And Huckabee is supported by Chuck Norris. What is better than that?

    Chuck Norris dying in a fiery inferno? But seriously folks… You can have whatever feeling about religion you personally want, but invoking the founders of our nation and saying that bibles should be used to teach in public schools is just fucked up…

    I got over the whole “Chuck Norris” thing in 2005, and Huckabee has the best self-deprecating sense of humor out of all the candidates, but that doesn’t mean he should be our president. Like I said before, anyone who challenges McCain and his rhetoric/double-talk gets my support. Huckabee would be a much better president of this country than McCain; at least he has the conviction of his beliefs…

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