Well, it’s fucking funny to me…

Posted on August 29, 2007 
by: Dr. Jerome Pestlebottom

Does she do herself justice here? The answer is no, none the less, let’s give her a chance to talk her way out of one of my favorites videos of the past few months…


Well, let’s see here… The chiron underneath her said “Beauty Teen Defends Map Answer”… She wasn’t really defending the answer, she was defending the fact that she didn’t give an answer… right? Her defense, boiled down, is…

I didn’t understand the question…

Once again, the question was:

“Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

Tough, I know… When she answered on the Today Show, she said,

“Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map… If the statistics are correct, I believe that there should be more emphasis on geography in our education, so people will learn how to read maps better.”

This, I assume, is her cop out as to why she was so flabbergasted on national TV (the “my friends and I” part). I have a question to put forth..

How long did the answer she gives here take her (and I would assume her PR people) to concoct and for her to memorize?

I still say we should help, such as, like, the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can build up our future. Thank you. ::wide, stupid smile::

Filed Under Humor, Opinion, Videos

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One Response to “Well, it’s fucking funny to me…”

  1. Big Jar on August 29th, 2007 4:12 pm

    It wasn’t a perfect answer, you dipshit anchorwoman! SHE STILL DIDN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION!

    The question was WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS? No one asked for her proposed solution to the problem. A proper response would have been something like, “If this statistic is true, it is probably because our education system is underfunded.”

    Also, why did she need to assert her ability to point out the U.S. on a map? Isn’t that really suspicious? PROVE IT, BITCH!

    P.S. That male anchor reminds me of a severed foreskin. WHO ALLOWS PEOPLE LIKE HIM ON TELEVISION?!

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