This is why some Christians terrify me…

Posted on October 7, 2008 
by: Dr. Jerome Pestlebottom

That smile is absolutely evil… I mean, how can you sing the lyrics he is singing and be so smiley and happy?…

Lyrics:

Please excuse me sir do you belong here
Cause if not, we’re gonna make you leave
This place is only for the holy
This place is only for the free

We’ll rule the land with love and fury
We’ll baptize everything we see
So if you pledge allegiance to the holy
You can play a role in victory

But if you don’t you’re sure to be defeated
Just like every other enemy
So either give your heart to the cause before you
Or spend a thousand years down on your knees

I pledge allegiance to the Bible
I pledge allegiance to the church
I pledge my life to the cause of justice
And with a gun I’ll show you what I’m worth

All I have is what the Lord has given me
So this hate inside must be divine
Besides we have a moral obligation
To purge the world of all whom he denies

So let the war to end all wars begin now
Let the kingdom come on earth today
And when the streets run red and the dust has settled
With what’s left we’ll start again and again and again

I will one day march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry, shoot the artillery. I will one day fly o’er the enemy, cuz I’m in the Lord’s army.
(Repeat)

I’m in the Lord’s army (3x)

I know these guys are just some douche-bag Christian alt-rock band, but those lyrics are appalling… I’ve been trying to let this go for the past hour or so, and I just can’t… It’s the whole “You can’t have Jesus without the apocalypse”…

So let the war to end all wars begin now
Let the kingdom come on earth today
And when the streets run red and the dust has settled
With what’s left we’ll start again and again and again

You want the world to come to an end? Then rebuild a theocracy? Wow, that sounds like a great idea… Where do I sign up?

And with a gun I’ll show you what I’m worth

Now that just sounds like a psychopath… In fact, that sounds like something the Columbine shooters would have said… Fucking asshats…

Filed Under Amerikkka, Douchebags, Music... not really..., Sky Gods, Videos, War

Comments

Leave a Reply