Paris Hilton on David Letterman

Posted on October 2, 2007 
by: Big Jar

When you are a hunter in the wild, toying with your prey is an unaffordable luxury. That is a pasttime for domesticated cats who have become consumed by ennui.

No–you must be patient and wait for the proper moment to strike. As you stalk your prey, you must move quickly when you view your window of opportunity. Leaving no time for indecision, you must strike swiftly, inflicting the mortal wound until your target cries out one last time, the blood gurgling and frothing from its dying lips, as its shivering carcass cascades into the dust, for evermore.

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One Response to “Paris Hilton on David Letterman”

  1. Blake on October 3rd, 2007 9:30 am

    Letterman is my hero.

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