Hole Digging 101
Posted on August 9, 2007
by: Big Jar
Regular Draculaman readers may remember a post I put up a couple of weeks ago regarding Florida congressman Mike Allen and his arrest for soliciting a male undercover police officer for sex in a public restroom.
The Orlando Sentinel recently released a story about Allen’s response to the incident:
“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away.
Bob, what could have possibly made you think that a comment like that would get you off the hook? Did you expect the investigator to turn to his deputies and say, “Well, he was caught sucking a penis, but it’s OK because he’s a racist asshole. Let him go, boys.”
Maybe I’m being unfair. As we all know, muscular black men immediately shoot white people upon sight, unless they start sucking cock. That’s sort of like a get out of jail free card for black people.
Here’s what happened from the officer’s perspective:
After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered ” ‘hi,’ ” and then said, ” ‘this is kind of a public place, isn’t it,’ ” the report said.
The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going “across the bridge, it’s quieter over there.”
“Well look, man, I’m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?” Kavanaugh asked Allen.
The officer said Allen responded, “Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.”
Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, “I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.’ ” He said Allen replied: “I don’t know what you’re into.”
According to Kavanaugh’s statement, the officer said, “do you want just [oral sex]?” and Allen replied, “I was thinking you would want one.”
The officer said he then asked Allen, “but you’ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, “yeah, I wouldn’t argue with that.”
As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.
When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether “it would help” if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, “No.”
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