Fill in the blank…
Posted on June 27, 2007
by: Dr. Jerome Pestlebottom
Giuliani scares the (a)________ out of (b)_________.
Rudy Before:
Alright… Kinda weird and awkward I think… Sounds like someone willing to think for themselves regardless of party affiliation… Still wouldn’t have voted for the man for President myself but I digress…
Rudy Now: (There is so much I wanna post… Here are my few choice choices…)
Hey Rudy… Ya know why they said it was unconstitutional? BECAUSE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! The Executive branch was setup with a President who couldn’t write his or her own laws. Editing what the elected representatives(of the people) have sent to him, and only signing what he wants, is another small cut to the checks/balances that have been in place for more than a quarter millennium now…
So the line item veto is unconstitutional…. but only while in the hands of a political opponent? And… wait, you’re a strict constructionist who believes that line-item vetoes would eliminate the checks/balances in the government our founders designed? But, then, you want the power if you’re President, because, “Shucks, things are hard when you have to work with other people”?! I’m sorry, but that’s just not a sound argument in my book…
Next up, two of my favorite speakers, Rudy’s in there too… Looking like a jackass…
“He [Rep. Ron Paul] did the same thing. ‘It is America’s fault the way America has outreach in the world.’ Look, it’s real simple what happened. These people came here and killed us because of our freedom of religion, because of our freedom for women, because they hate us…. The reality is if you are confused about this, I think you’ve put our country in much greater jeopardy.”
–Rudy Giuliani - May 15, 2007
So, that statement, by Rudy, from moments after the debate, begins with a dismissal of what Ron Paul, specifically, and many, many experts call “blowback”. The idea that.. “Hey, if we go overthrow this dictator and replace him with someone we like, our new buddy dictator might create enemies for us down the road… Or become the enemy himself” (ladies, don’t be offended at being left out here). Guiliani’s response is the sort of thing that makes me worry for this country… I can’t believe an adult is capable of saying things like that… Blows my mind…
Fox News is a huge fan of Jack Bauer, along with Justice Antonin Scalia who argued that torture is alright because, “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives.” Anyways, this is Fox News’ “24″ scenario… Awesome stuff…
Setting that piece of shit Romney aside because this isn’t about him, Giuliani just feels this need to constantly back up his arguments with reminding people that he was in New York on September 11… Now I know he wanted to get his little sound bite out, but come on.
Of course his rather famous assertion (boiled down) is that, if America elects a democrat in 2008, we will be at risk for another fiasco with the airplanes and the buildings and the crashing…
Interesting conclusion here…
Show your work please Mr. Giuliani…
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