The Most Dissapointing News in the History of America

This is a sad day in American history. Fred Thompson–better known as Larry the Cable Guy’s favored candidate–has dropped out of the running. Who would have guessed that this would happen to the former lobbyist, who didn’t announce his candidacy until September and has refused to participate in any of the major debates? Well, the Huckster is still an available candidate for those who want to see America’s future destroyed the “fun” way.

Check out these remarkably poignant parting words. America is #1 because we’re willing to kill more people than anyone else to prove that killing is wrong:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hi everybody!

Me and my buddies William S. Burroughs and Lee Greenwood would like to wish everybody a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Thanks for all of the memories, America!

i got disfigured defending america in iraq and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

Bush recently visited with injured vets. Here’s the link to the full slideshow. This just makes me sick. Does bushy not realize how bad these photos make him look?