Nixon W. Bush

Who is the worst President in the history of the United States?

OK, obviously. Let me revise the question: Who is the worst President in the history of the United States (active Presidents excluded)?

There are a few names you might be tossing around in your head. Hoover. Buchanan. Harding. But, chances are that there is one especially demonic, psychotic, megalomaniacal gargoyle that immediately leaped forward and started doing somersaults as soon as you finished reading the question.

NIXON

For years, I feel like our generation has lived in Nixon’s shadow. He was always the nadir of American politics. No one ever had anything nice to say about the former President, and he was the constant subject of ridicule for comedians and cartoonists. His physical appearance was ghastly-the demented eyes, the sagging jowls, the profuse sweating, the constant fidgeting, as if he were trying to slip out of his suit without unbuttoning anything. He spoke in a horrible guttural growl that made him sound like a gorgon with laryngitis.

Music Performance of the Century

Skip the interview and go straight to the performance:

This can’t be real… can it?

Music video for McCain… by: The McCain Girls…

Ok, there is no way that is real…

People are loving the “Fail” descriptor of recent…

…here’s a “Success”… I know who’s doing my wedding video…

Chrono Trigger remake was in the works…

…but alas, Square put a stop to it in 2004… This video was leaked by the director of the project… Fast forward to 5 minutes if you actually want to see stuff you’ll recognize (besides the swinging pendulum…)

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone out there in cyberspace. If you’ve got a special someone and you aren’t sure what to do for him/her tonight, may I make a suggestion? Sit him/her down in front of the computer, break out some champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries, and watch this video together:

Hillary just made me throw up a little in my mouth

Obama got great press because of the “Yes We Can” video, which incidentally was not produced by his people. Now see Hillary’s version, that her people put out.

Fuck American Idol, Stairway to Stardom has real talent!

Stairway to Stardom was some kind of public access show in the 70s and 80s that has less rigorous standards than Star Search, Showtime at The Apollo, or any talent show on television. Youtube has many of their greatest hits. Here are some of my favorites. Go below the fold for more…