Oh Tommy tommy tom….
Quietly slips under radar…
This totally slipped under my radar at least, but the iPod Touch is now available in a 32 Gig version for $499. The iPhone’s lowest model is now the 8Gig for $399 (no change there) and they’ve added a 16Gig model for $499… I do have to say I’m content with the 8Gig iPhone I have, and by the time I need to replace it there will be the iPhone2 or something like that. Just keeping everybody up to date… Wiggly icons are pretty sweet (but even sweeter with the wiggly Installer.app icon (yes I am a 1337 haxx0r dood (or I just followed instructions (but whatever))))…
I Get it Now
Tom Cruise puts the ethos of Scientology into layman’s terms. If you haven’t seen this video, drop what you’re doing, watch it, and then donate $5,000 to L. Ron right now!!!
Huckabee is more fucked up than i thought
wow. wow. holy shit man. Mike (F)Huckabee says we should amend the constitution to fit with “god’s standards”. What is he talking about!? This guy should go to one of those fundamentalist countries where they tolerate religious doctrine as government law. Not in my country, bitch!
Im not sure who’s preferable, the phony mormon dumb-ass Romney, or the religious nut job douche-nozzle Huckabee. God i hope McCain lays the smack down on both of them.
Live free or die!
I wish Rudy would read a history book…
…and not just whatever document prepared by his handlers is shoved in his face.
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It certainly looks bad that the release of the hostages occurred within an hour of Reagan’s swearing in, but that doesn’t mean Reagan’s swearing in caused their release. Many sources I’ve read have shown, quite undeniably to me, that the Carter Administration negotiated the deal that released the hostages (read: pots ‘o gold handed over ($8 billion)). Their holding onto the Americans until Reagan was in office was, perhaps, a big “fuck you” to the Carter people for standing so tough on their position.
In more controversial reading spaces it was the Reagan people who brokered a deal with the Iranians so that Reagan would look like King Fucking Kong; strolling into the White House and without a word scarring those towel wearing motherfuckers into releasing the Americans. (I’m not racist, that’s not racist, don’t say it is, that was the neo-cons view… I love those towel wearing motherfuckers.. well not love… See it’s a complicated relationship dating back hundreds of years which…)
On the upside of this ad I’m happily surprised he didn’t mention 9/11 or show the video of the planes flying in moments before impact…
In other news, in the latest GQ Huckabee says if we make gay marriage legal, we will implode as a society…
Is the strategy shifting because social conservatives are losing on those core issues? Ten years ago, it would have been unimaginable to have gay marriage even in liberal Massachusetts. Now it’s there.
I don’t think the issue’s about being against gay marriage. It’s about being for traditional marriage and articulating the reason that’s important. You have to have a basic family structure. There’s never been a civilization that has rewritten what marriage and family means and survived. So there is a sense in which, you know, it’s one thing to say if people want to live a different way, that’s their business. But when you want to redefine what family means or what marriage means, then that’s an issue that should require some serious and significant debate in the public square. And if you look at states that have had it on the ballot—I know in our state it was a 70-percent-against issue. Most states are similar to that.
“The Family Unit” has gone through such drastic shifts (without public debate) over the past hundred years. Just fucking say a book tells you you can’t change things, at least be honest, and drop that whole Chuck Norris thing… That’s really, really done as a meme now that you picked it up… Dickface…
One of the best moments from the Dem YouTube debate…
Mitt Romney Goes Both Ways
“The real impact of gay marriage is not something you’re going to recognize in a year or two. The impact is over generations. I believe each child in America has the right to have a mother and a father.”
From his letter to Massachusetts Log Cabin, dated October 17, 1994:
“As we seek to establish full equality for America’s gay and lesbian citizens, I will provide more effective leadership than my opponent.”
Then there’s this 2002 flyer:
Hole Digging 101
Regular Draculaman readers may remember a post I put up a couple of weeks ago regarding Florida congressman Mike Allen and his arrest for soliciting a male undercover police officer for sex in a public restroom.
The Orlando Sentinel recently released a story about Allen’s response to the incident:
“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away.
Bob, what could have possibly made you think that a comment like that would get you off the hook? Did you expect the investigator to turn to his deputies and say, “Well, he was caught sucking a penis, but it’s OK because he’s a racist asshole. Let him go, boys.”
Maybe I’m being unfair. As we all know, muscular black men immediately shoot white people upon sight, unless they start sucking cock. That’s sort of like a get out of jail free card for black people.
Here’s what happened from the officer’s perspective:
After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered ” ‘hi,’ ” and then said, ” ‘this is kind of a public place, isn’t it,’ ” the report said.
The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going “across the bridge, it’s quieter over there.”
“Well look, man, I’m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?” Kavanaugh asked Allen.
The officer said Allen responded, “Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.”
Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, “I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.’ ” He said Allen replied: “I don’t know what you’re into.”
According to Kavanaugh’s statement, the officer said, “do you want just [oral sex]?” and Allen replied, “I was thinking you would want one.”
The officer said he then asked Allen, “but you’ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, “yeah, I wouldn’t argue with that.”
As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.
When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether “it would help” if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, “No.”
Hyper Hypocrites
Florida Representative Bob Allen
David Vitter has been hogging the headlines recently, due to his recent involvement with a D.C. prostitute. This story has been especially salient, since Vitter has been an overly zealous advocate of “family values” and was one of the main pushers behind Clinton’s impeachment.
However, no one has said anything about Republican Congressman Bob Allen, who was arrested on July 11th for soliciting a male undercover police officer for oral sex at a public rest stop.
What is hilarious about this is that Allen was not trying to get a blowjob from the police officer–he was trying to suck the police officer’s cock and he wanted to pay the police officer for it.
Listen, if Allen wants to suck some penises, I think he should. I think that anyone should be able to suck anything in America; otherwise, we aren’ t really free, are we?
No, the problem is that people like Allen continually condemn homosexuality as an immoral choice, they spend taxpayer money to prohibit gays from getting married and deny funding for homosexual causes–and then they get caught with a pair of balls in their mouth. If I weren’t dying of laughter right now, I’d be really pissed off that our government is so densely populated with so many hypocritical, lying, incompetant assholes.
Aside: Did you know that if you are a woman getting an abortion at Planned Parenthood, you have to sign a waiver saying that you will not pursue legal action against the clinic? Apparently they got a little worried, because so many women were saying, “Listen, I’m getting an abortion, but I’m still pro-life. I think abortions should be illegal.”
The problem with the fanatic religious right’s vision of the world is that it’s unsustainable. They’re the only ones who believe in it and even they can’t maintain their own untenable standards because the arbitrary rules they’ve set up are impossible to live by!
Anyway, I think I’m going to write a short radio drama about Bob Allen and Mark Foley’s love affair in a Florida prison. Stay tuned! There will be lots and lots and lots of gay prison sex. Maybe I’ll end it with the two of them storming the Capitol building and submitting legislation that allows them to get married, but not any other same-sex couples.