Bible + Natural History Museum = Awesome
Now, I know there are plenty of religious people who would never allow their children to be put through shit like this… but this is what you get when dogma and superstition overtake reason and evidence… Oh, and evolution is definitely a religion; I pray to Darwin and PZ Myers nightly…
Too good not to post…
From TheHill.com
Larry David: “Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?”
A brilliant article written by Larry David addressing the recent ridiculous television advertisement by Hillary Clinton [source]…
Here’s an idea for an Obama ad: a montage of Clinton’s Sybillish personalities that have surfaced during the campaign with a solemn voiceover at the end saying, “Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?”
How is it that she became the one who’s perceived as more equipped to answer that 3 a.m. call than the unflappable Obama? He, with the ice in his veins, who doesn’t panic when he’s losing or get too giddy when he’s winning, who’s as comfortable in his own skin as she’s uncomfortable in hers. There have been times in this campaign when she seemed so unhinged that I worried she’d actually kill herself if she lost. Every day, she reminds me more and more of Adele H., who also had an obsession that drove her insane.
A few weeks ago, I started to feel sorry for her. Oh Christ, let her win already…Who cares…It’s not worth it. There’s not that much difference between them. She can have it. Anything to avoid watching her descend into madness. So I switched. I started rooting for her. It wasn’t that hard. Compromise comes easy to me. I was on board.
And then I saw the ad.
I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones.
Jacky-boy…
I’m sure some of you have seen this Jack Nicholson ad…
But here is a response I stumbled upon, which made me laugh…
I want people to say vile things in the comments for this…
From Billo last night…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ5unIy52Yk
Sooooooo it’s ok to borrow someone’s line if they were in the race at some point but have since dropped out…..? I’m confused…
Both from last night’s debate…
Hillary just made me throw up a little in my mouth
Obama got great press because of the “Yes We Can” video, which incidentally was not produced by his people. Now see Hillary’s version, that her people put out.
Torture Talk with John Stewart
This made me laugh
McCain is stumped on the stump
This blew me away. Taken from washingtonpost.com….
It’s not often that a reporter stumps John McCain. But it happened Friday, and it was a telling moment for the Republican presidential contender.
The bus had been rolling for a half-hour and McCain was holding court on everything from Iraq to college basketball. (”Who woulda thought? VCU,” he exclaimed upon boarding.) And then someone asked about public funding for contraception in Africa to prevent the spread of AIDS.
“I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it in the past,” he stammered as he looked to his communications director. “I’m sure I’m opposed to government funding.”
Sensing a vulnerable moment, reporters kept the questions coming. What about sex education in the schools? Should it mention contraceptives? Or only abstinence, like President Bush wants?
“I think I support the president’s present policy,” he said, tentatively.
More questions: Do condoms stop sexually transmitted disease?
A long pause.
A stern look.
Why is this man still running for his party’s nomination?
Seriously, can someone please answer this question for me? Why hasn’t he conceded?
Is he hoping that McCain will choose him as a VP in order to balance the Republican ticket? Those highly coveted squirrel eater votes are hard to come by.
I can’t believe there are actually people who actually exist who actually voted for this guy.