This morning, I was sure that fat people were going to take over the world. Now, I see that some Japanese mad scientist is training chimps to use their brains more effectively than we do.
WHAT IF THE FATS AND THE CHIMPS COMBINE FORCES AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER?!?!
Big Jar on
August 28th, 2007 1:29 pm
Or, what if the Japanese mad scientist, knowing that there are no fats in Japan, created an army of super-chimps to combat the impending fat invasion?
I had it all wrong! The chimps are our saviors! Five times stronger than a human? That’s almost as strong as a fat!
Yeah, thanks a lot.
This morning, I was sure that fat people were going to take over the world. Now, I see that some Japanese mad scientist is training chimps to use their brains more effectively than we do.
WHAT IF THE FATS AND THE CHIMPS COMBINE FORCES AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER?!?!
Or, what if the Japanese mad scientist, knowing that there are no fats in Japan, created an army of super-chimps to combat the impending fat invasion?
I had it all wrong! The chimps are our saviors! Five times stronger than a human? That’s almost as strong as a fat!