Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny…
As I’ve said before I love SlateV…
“DTMB” is fuckin’ huge
The video has taken the internet by storm and all I can say is Tay Zonday must be fuckin’ pissed. Here is an article from Wired that goes into some detail on it’s popularity. I’m loving this clip on YTMND and need to get this T-Shirt.
For at least the next few days i’ll proudly be proclaiming my new battle cry…
DTMB!
“My book tells a better story than your book…”
“… bitch.”
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Dr. Jason Lisle talks about the Planetarium at the Creation Museum.
56 year old, wheelchair-bound woman tasered to death by cops
See, this is what i’m talking about….
According to a police report, one of the officers used her Taser gun nine times for a total of 160 seconds.
Said the family’s attorney…
“One, she’s in a wheelchair. Two, she’s schizophrenic. Three, they’re using a Taser on a person that’s in a wheelchair, and then four is that they tasered her 10 times for a period of like two minutes.”
We shouldn’t be giving tasers to dumb-ass cops who dont know how to use them.
Mitt Romney Goes Both Ways
“The real impact of gay marriage is not something you’re going to recognize in a year or two. The impact is over generations. I believe each child in America has the right to have a mother and a father.”
From his letter to Massachusetts Log Cabin, dated October 17, 1994:
“As we seek to establish full equality for America’s gay and lesbian citizens, I will provide more effective leadership than my opponent.”
Then there’s this 2002 flyer:
i always said, “midget korean DJs fuckin rawk!”
The United Countries of Baseball
Displayed in some Nike store…
click it for a larger version.
this is incredibly f*cked up!
A University of Florida student gets tasered right in front of John Kerry’s own eyes as he looks on and does nothing! This is what we have come to? Can we not even ask straight forward questions of our leaders without persecution? This is a clear and unquestionable violation of this student’s civil rights. The two videos give your a clear picture of what happened. The second with the best view. See it for your own eyes…
Christ-cussion
During Sunday evening’s game against the Minnesota Vikings, Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna suffered a concussion in the game’s second quarter. Astoundingly, Kitna revived himself on the sidelines, and after receiving medical clearance, returned to play in the third quarter and led his team to victory.
After the game, Kitna provided reporters with the following explanation:
“I’ve never felt anything like that, and for it to clear up and go right back to as normal as I can be, is nothing short of a miracle,” Kitna said Monday. “I just definitely feel the hand of God. That’s all it was. You can’t explain it.”
I don’t know about you, reader, but you know whose words I trust, more than any other person, on all matters spiritual and metaphysical? That’s right. The idiot football player who, only a few hours previously, was blasted in the head so hard that his brain entered into a hyperbolic state. He’s right; there’s no other explanation that could possibly explain what happened.
Do you think maybe that Laura Bush beats her husband, and the reason everything has gone so badly over the last seven years is that G.W. has just been suffering repeated concussions? Think about it! This could be the answer to world peace! Where’s the White House doctor?
Maybe that’s not the right guy to call. But please, somebody, save the President’s brain!
Jordy, the baby…
So, I was trying to figure out a song I remember from when I was younger, and then, Wham (hah, get it?) I found it… Kinda creepy, but then, well, why wouldn’t it be creepy…
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Born in 1988, Jordy had this hit (15 weeks at #1 in France) when he was 4 years old. Guinness Book of World Records says this is the youngest singer to ever achieve a #1 charting single. It was a massive hit in several countries (including Brazil, which must be where I heard it in ‘92..) but only hit #58 on American charts…
Anyways, yeah… Crazy shit…